1.Men who date slim girls should be rewarded...it's not easy to be sleeping with plywoods.
2.It's better you keep silent,because anything you say will be used against you in the court of law,that's the only english Nigerian police can speak fluently.
3.I told you i don't have a girlfriend,and you told me to swear,nkeci,what will you gain if i die?
4.Can a last born marry a last born?,what if they wake up at the middle of the night and start crying,i want to see my mummy.
5.Please,is it true that chatting with a fat girl consumes a lot of data?
6.Breast-less girls still wearing bra,wetin you dey hold,your heart or your feelings?
7.when i am bored,i call MTN Customer care service and ask,why my phone isn't charging.
8.Some people no get spirit of forgiveness at all oo!,how can you sweep your room and use ur ex picture as parker.
9.NO BE BY SNAPPING NICE PICS WITH IPHONE,UNCLE YOU DON CHOP?
10.Respect the woman who cooks for you.,poison is not expensive.