An elderly man owned a large
farm for several years and he
had a large pond on the far end
of his property. It was properly
shaped for swimming, so he
fixed it up nice with picnic
tables, horseshoe courts, and
some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer
decided to go down to the pond
since he hadn't been there for a
while. He grabbed a big white
bucket to bring back some fruit
before starting the long walk to
the remote area.
As he neared the pond, he heard
voices shouting and laughing
with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was
several young women skinny-
dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of
his presence, and they all went
to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to
him, We're not coming out
until you leave!
The old man frowned. I didn't
come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make you
get out of the pond naked.
Holding the bucket up, he said,
I'm here to feed the crocodile.
Some old men can still think
fast.