1. Thank God for a brown new day
2. My God is upsome
3. Why are people so weekend(because they are not friday)
4. Majority carries the volt(volt ko transformer ni)
5. Not all that glitters are goat (goatn't it)
6. May your name be highly exhausted
7. My waste is paining me
8. Tank God for spearing my life (with digger abi arrow)
9. What is strong with you (Strong ko, DSTV ni)
10. Lord you are the killer that hold my life (GBOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!)
11. Please, how much is your age ? (19years oh)
12. Look to the window, the principal just passed away (nah you kill am abi)
13. Lord may your wheel be done (God wheelbarrow spoil b4)
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