9 Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions.
1. Someone calls you at 2:am in the night and ask you are you sleeping?
Ans: no, Im picking beans.
2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks;
what are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you.
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; ''did you just have a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the
ground floor.going to your office, yet they ask
are you going up?''
Ans: no, Im waiting for my office to come down and meet me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you.still asks him; ''are those flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the
cinema to buy tickets, a friend.see's.you and ask; ''what are you.doing here?''
Ans: Im here to pay my school fees!
7. When people see you lying
down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.
8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter asks you: ''Plz can I get you a table?''
Ans: No. Im here to eat on the.floor.
9. Are you reading this post?
Answer.....