1. One kidney in malaysia is now 75million and you think i won't make it in life stay there
2. So i heard dangote started his business with 30,000 his uncle gave him. My own problem is my uncle, if i flash him, he will flash me back
3. I just laugh when ladies shout WHAT A MAN CAN DO A WOMAN CAN DO BETTER to be sincere girls can u wear one boxer for one week or more without washing it?
4. My brother pls take life easy and enjoy yourself at the best, because the breast looking at your face today, will be looking at your shoes tomorrow
5. Everyone has the right to be foolish but some idiots use it stupidly. Teacher: john mention 10 wild animals
John: 5lions...... 5tigers