1.people are wicked.just because i was checking the size of my neighbour's fowl to buy the exact one from the market.people then shouting thief!thief!!thief!!!

2.no be everything be village people work...how can you go for job interview and beging fight for socket to charge your phone with manager

Emeka why

3.a month ago,i gave my number to one fine girl,she said i will text you when i get home.i think she is homeless because i'm still waiting

4.some times nigeria proverbs no balance.which one be many days for the thief,one day for owner.abeg who lose

5.you fit defeat me for maths and science,but for english, hahaha,you are going home

6.goodnight is enough,never tell me to sleep like a baby again,i nearly urinate on my bed while sleeping

7. I hate visiting people who take long time to cook,do they really think i come there to talk

8.american police:when police stop you and u put hand in ur pocket you get shot
Nigeria police:when police stop u and put hand in pocket,the police started smiling