A girl was with his dad when her bf show up:

Girl:you came to collect novel titled daddy is home by shakespeare


Boy:no,i want that our hymn book,where should i wait for you by aki and pawpaw


Girl:i dont have that one but i will you this one under the mango tree by goodluck jonathan


Boy:but dont forget to bring i will call you in 15 mins while coming by muhammed buhari


Dad:will he be able to read all the book


Girl:yes dad,he is very smart guy

Dad:now go to my table and you will see a book titled iam not stupid i understood every thing the both of you were saying by efua sutherland and the one inside my inner book titled if you carry belle you are on your own by wole soyinka


Girl:fainted


Boy:fainted too.