A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, i it bad man, every time i get big, fat and juicy i get seasoned and put in a jar
The cucumber said to the pickle, well every time i get big fat and juicy i ge chopped up and out over salad
The penis walk by and overhears them and says. i got it worse than you both when i get big, fat and juicy i get put in a dark smelly room and they make me do push-ups till i throw up.
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