God don catch me.
one day i did not have money and i needed to go to work,then i had a plan that when i enter the keke i will tell him to drop me at the cementry near my work then i will just go and enter the cementry and knock one of the grave. The plan worked,the keke man ran like his life depended on it. Since that day it has been my routine. One day i did it with one keke man we reached there then i did the normal thing,but this time around the keke man told me:
keke man:oh you are one of us?,i did not know oh.
me:watin u dey talk na!
keke man:don't worry one of my daughter wants to get married u are a fine man u will do a nice groom
before u know i left my slipas and i did not know when i reached my work place