A writer had been out too late in the night before, and in the wrong places. Nursing a magnificent hangover, he he dived into the basement restaurant in a town for breakfast.
What will you have, sir? asked the waiter.
All I want is two fried eggs and a few kind words, said the bleary-eyed writer.
Presently the waiter returned, with two pale-looking eggs: Here are your eggs,sir, he said, and now for the kind words, don't eat them.Comment To Unlock Other Funny Post