1. I paid 95k to enter zoo and u are telling me not to hug lion
2. If she ask u for 680k for brazilian hair tell her to sing their anthem
3. Gap teeth girl b like ha old her you
4. Am happy I now have property in London my friend just traveled with my earpiece
5. I stopped watching Nigeria movie when a blind woman told her son that came back from Lagos welcome my son am happy to see u with which eye
6. Hello
Hi, how are u
Not fyn, after d hit u did not care about me again
After winning an election do u see Presidents campaign
7. U call boys dogs, now u gave birth to a baby now u are posting, my love is +1 today, shh ur puppy or ur love
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Pls if I made u smile subscribe to my channel, should I cry first