1)TEACHER: why are u dirty
AKARA: it is because am close to the ground
2)A woman went to buy foodstuffs in the supermaket she bought a tray of eggs, a gloom of milk and a basket of tomatoes as she went to pay for her foodstuffs the clerk looked at the cotton with the foodstuffs and told her u are single the woman answered wow! amazing! how did u know am single?the clerk answered because u luk ugly
3)A man went haunting and he killed a deer he took it home so that his wife may cook and so as to avoid questions from his children on what type of meat was it he give told them to guesse
CONVERSATION SON: dad what type of meat is this
DAD: it is what u mother calls me dear everymorning
SON: sh*t! cynthia don't eat that p*ssy
4)Guys if u are dating a very beautiful girl just know a minimum of 3 guys try their luck to get her in one day that makes it 7guys in a week and 21guys in a month and 1008guys in a year do expect her to keep on saying no to 1008!