A man was bathing at a swiming pool and a little girl was coming and he hide his penis.
When the little girl ask what are you hiding, the man replied that is my bird.
The man sleep and woke up in pains and saw the doctor and the police officer what happen, and the officer asked what could you remember.
The man said a little girl asked him at the swiming pool what is he hiding and he told her that it is bird.
Then the officer said she said that she was playing with your bird and even broke one of the eggs