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A Lady walked into a Pet Shop demanding for a Parrot. The owner of the shop says;
We have 2 kinds of Parrots, one repeats everything you say and the other thinks for itself

The Lady thought for a while and replied;
I think I'll like the one that thinks for itself

The owner brought out her choice and told her to ask the Parrot some questions;

LADY: How do I look?

PARROT: You look like a Prostitute

LADY: I won't buy it, this Parrot is rude!

OWNER: Please Madam just give me a moment....

*Walked towards the backyard with the Parrot. He dipped the Parrot into a bucket full of water and warned the Parrot;
If you're rude to the Lady one more time, I will drown you in this Bucket...*

He came back the Counter with the Parrot and told the Lady;
Now ask the Parrot anything you wish and I assure you that he will be Polite

LADY: If I come home at night with a man, what will you call this man?

PARROT: Your husband!

LADY: Good, What if I come home with two men?

PARROT: Your husband, and your In-law

LADY: Good! Good!, What if I come with 3 men?

PARROT: Your husband, your In-law, and your brother

LADY: Gooooooooood!!!! What if I come home with 4 men?!

PARROT: (looked back at the owner and said...) Please just go and drown me again, I said it earlier that this woman is a Prostitute!!!

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