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A Professor Drove Into A Petroleum Station In His Sleek State Of The Art Range Rover Sports Car

PROFESSOR: Guy, abeg, give me full tank

FUEL ATTENDANT: Sir, I don't speak Pidgin, I only speak English

PROFESSOR: Ok! Good Morning, I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propelling of my motorized automobile.
Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest Octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim

FUEL ATTENDANT: Oga na play I dey play oh, how much fuel you wan buy?

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