Remedy girlfriend found out that she was pregnant.she call remedy onthe phone.

Girlfriend:honey i miss my period.
Remedy:which of the subject?MATHS OR ENGLISH?

Girlfriend:honey so you had another girlfriend.i never knew you were a player.
Remedy:yes,i play for MAN U.

Girlfriend:baby i'm not feeling fine.
Remedy:oh! Sorry, have you take your drugs?

Girlfriend:no, just send me 5,000naira MTN recharge card, please
Remedy:do you want to recharge your sickness?