A bookseller conducting a
market survey asked a woman ;
“Which book has helped you
most in your life?”
The woman replied , “My
husband’s cheque book!”
Someone asked an old man :
“Even after 70 years, you still call
your wife Darling, Honey, Love.”
What’s the secret?”
Old man : I forgot her name and
I’m scared to ask her!
A small argument between a
couple turns violent. Husband
says: Don’t let the animal in me
come out!
Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a
mouse??
Man outside phone booth:
“Excuse me, you are holding
phone since 29 minutes and
you haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: “i am talking to my
wife!”
A very intelligent girl was asked
the meaning of marriage.. She
said- “sacrificing the admiration
of hundred guys, to face the
criticism of one idiot.”
Position of a husband is just like
a Split AC, No matter how loud
he is outdoor, He is designed to
remain silent indoor!
Husband to wife : U should
learn to embrace your
mistakes…..
She hugged him immediately.