A little boy and his friends are being called b*stards and girls by bullies at school.the boy goes home and ask dad,what are b*stards and girls? And his dad repliesgirls are ladies amd b*stards and gentlemen.thenthe boy goes upstairs to see his mum.as he enters the room,he accidentally drops a perfume bottle,and his mum sayssh*t mum what is sh*t? And she says perfume so he goes to see his dad (who is caving a chicken) and his dad cuts himself and yellsfk.the boy asks,dad what does fck means? And dad says preparing.then he follows his dad upstairs. A few minutes later his mum and dad are about to have s*x when his dad sayswhere are the condoms the little boy askwhat are condoms and his father sayscondoms are coat and jackets.the following night his father invited over some important business clients.the boys opens the door and says hello,please come in b*stard and girls,hang your condoms up here,my mum is upstairs rubbing sh*t on her face and my dad is downstairs fking the chicken