1.everywhere just dry.
Children wey suppose blow banger don dey yahoo
2. I never believed smoking weed is bad, untiluntil my friend texted me goodnight friend age in grace.
3. I'm confused,is January tomorrow or next week,next month or next year ?
4. A secondary student got pregnant, people be like chai she was a quiet girl, but the pregnancy come with noise
5. Nobody plays PlayStation better than guys who can't afford it
Comment which one is more funny and I will post more.