The Fat Man Cried Out His Woes To The Skinny Man. I Wish, He Sighed, That Somebody Could Give Me A Foolproof Way To Reduce.
It's Easy, Said The Thin Man, If You Want To Take Off Weight, Eat A Lot. Fat Man Was Dumbfounded. How Is That Possible?
Simple,Explained The Lean One, When You Eat A Lot,You Will Get Fatter. More Fat Will Make You Lazy. When You're Lazy,You Don't Work. When You Don't Work, You Lose Your Job. When You Lose Your Job, You Don't Eat. And, When You Don't Eat, You'll Lose Weight.